Apparently this is what I’d look like as a cartoon. What, am I Jessica Rabbit’s kid with a Miley complex???

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zenpencils:

WHAT TEACHERS MAKE by Taylor Mali

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warmunspokensecrets:

So my friend told me to search Disney porn and this happened. 


What the fuck

warmunspokensecrets:

So my friend told me to search Disney porn and this happened.


What the fuck

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Both heterosexuals and homosexuals view bisexuality with misunderstanding, mistrust, hostility, and alienation. These scenarios do not leave bisexuals in the situation often referred to as ‘‘having the best of both worlds,’’ because ‘both worlds are closets’.

from Attitudes and Self-Images of Male and Female Bisexuals by Carol D. Bronn

“both worlds are closets”

Ouch. That one hit home.

(via loveintheshadowsistheonlykind)

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Best part of being a preschool teacher-playing outside with paint with the students!

Best part of being a preschool teacher-playing outside with paint with the students!

I love outdoor painting with my students-especially when one is my own child.
Logan painted me a bee :)

I love outdoor painting with my students-especially when one is my own child.
Logan painted me a bee :)

Donny- still believes licking things is claiming them…

Donny- still believes licking things is claiming them…

Being in love, real, honest, beautiful, messy, patient, amazing, love is the greatest thing I have experienced in a long time. I thought my chances were over….but then along came Donny and my heart rose like a phoenix from the ashes-capable and whole again!

Being in love, real, honest, beautiful, messy, patient, amazing, love is the greatest thing I have experienced in a long time. I thought my chances were over….but then along came Donny and my heart rose like a phoenix from the ashes-capable and whole again!

candivase:

And then Yahoo wrote 37 articles about it and everyone lived happily ever after.

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thebubblegumbutch:

femmesandfamily:

recklesscreature:

ts0ni:

the pervert & pillow of heaven /w\

haha cute

the hair monster 4ever

I think you’ll find that “Human Braid” is actually called Leg Sammich, and “Pillow of Heaven” is really Boob Pillow.

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Totally me and Donny

Totally me and Donny

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So I heard a comment that gay (and “even” bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

effortless-paradise:

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

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I hate

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to disagree

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but I’m afraid

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I have to.

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Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

excuse you

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i think you are

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forgetting somebody

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very important

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who deserves to be on this list

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